Praise Willard!

We were weak.

We were lazy.

We were sitting here in Cambridge, Massachusetts, thinking about making Secularism into a religion. Then it happened...

HE said...

"It is as if they are intent on establishing a new religion in America -- the Religion of Secularism. They are wrong,"

-Willard "Mitt" Romney

When Willard "Mitt" Romney called us out in 2007, HE did not anger us, HE inspired us.

And that is why we give praise to HIM.

And HE has awakened us. We were a sleeping beast, and now we are living our dream because we are now officially a religion! The Religion of Secularism ...What we call the ROSe, the magical acronym HE has given to us.

Praise Willard!

-ROSe Founder, Pastor Timm Yenmor

Mitt Romney announces that he is now officially a dot com.

Its not about Mitt, Its about his hair which is as suitable an object for religious veneration as any. It is clearly not of this earth.

-Timothy H. Morris